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Post  supervel45 on May 24th 2016, 7:51 am

^^^^^That's Some Funny Shit Right There, I laughed pretty hard at the punch line.

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Post  supervel45 on November 9th 2016, 3:43 am

Media Polls. HaHa. Very Happy Cool

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Post  supervel45 on December 5th 2016, 12:17 pm

http://shreveport.craigslist.org/wan/5904254798.html affraid

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Post  dfree383 on December 5th 2016, 5:03 pm

Ha!
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Post  dfree383 on May 15th 2017, 7:46 pm

Three Bikers, a Honda Rider, a BMW Rider and a Harley Rider were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a continuing beeping sound. The Honda Rider pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager, “he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later a phone rang. The BMW Rider lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.” The Harley Rider felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Harley Rider finally declared… “Well, will you look at that, I’m getting a fax!”
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Re: Morning funny....

Post  aquartlow on May 16th 2017, 8:18 am

Here's a little Jerry Clower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266vruLtd1o
My kids got a real kick out of this one, especially visualizing the story. Hope this gives a smile.
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Post  maverick on May 16th 2017, 9:06 am

dfree383 wrote:Three Bikers, a Honda Rider, a BMW Rider and a Harley Rider were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a continuing beeping sound. The Honda Rider pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager, “he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later a phone rang. The BMW Rider lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.” The Harley Rider felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Harley Rider finally declared… “Well, will you look at that, I’m getting a fax!”

aquartlow wrote:Here's a little Jerry Clower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266vruLtd1o
My kids got a real kick out of this one, especially visualizing the story. Hope this gives a smile.

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Re: Morning funny....

Post  D. Sea on May 17th 2017, 8:39 am

Ha! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  supervel45 on June 2nd 2017, 11:46 am

https://www.wsj.com/articles/hillary-lacks-the-remorse-of-conscience-1496359405

Wall Street Journal Comment Section was a Hoot. Surprised

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Post  dfree383 on June 17th 2017, 10:40 am

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MzQ4qdlhurc&feature=youtu.be
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