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Post  supervel45 on May 24th 2016, 7:51 am

^^^^^That's Some Funny Shit Right There, I laughed pretty hard at the punch line.

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Post  supervel45 on November 9th 2016, 3:43 am

Media Polls. HaHa. Very Happy Cool

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Post  supervel45 on December 5th 2016, 12:17 pm


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Post  dfree383 on December 5th 2016, 5:03 pm

Ha!
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Post  dfree383 on May 15th 2017, 7:46 pm

Three Bikers, a Honda Rider, a BMW Rider and a Harley Rider were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a continuing beeping sound. The Honda Rider pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager, “he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later a phone rang. The BMW Rider lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.” The Harley Rider felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Harley Rider finally declared… “Well, will you look at that, I’m getting a fax!”
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Post  aquartlow on May 16th 2017, 8:18 am

Here's a little Jerry Clower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266vruLtd1o
My kids got a real kick out of this one, especially visualizing the story. Hope this gives a smile.
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Post  maverick on May 16th 2017, 9:06 am

dfree383 wrote:Three Bikers, a Honda Rider, a BMW Rider and a Harley Rider were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a continuing beeping sound. The Honda Rider pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager, “he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later a phone rang. The BMW Rider lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.” The Harley Rider felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Harley Rider finally declared… “Well, will you look at that, I’m getting a fax!”

aquartlow wrote:Here's a little Jerry Clower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266vruLtd1o
My kids got a real kick out of this one, especially visualizing the story. Hope this gives a smile.

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Post  D. Sea on May 17th 2017, 8:39 am

Ha! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  supervel45 on June 2nd 2017, 11:46 am


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Re: Morning funny....

Post  dfree383 on June 17th 2017, 10:40 am

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Post  maverick on September 28th 2017, 9:23 pm

A farmer placed an ad in the local weekly advertiser. "White mule for sale. $10. Phone xxx-xxxx."

A man called the farmer and said, "I'll take it. I'll be there first thing in the morning with my trailer."

When the man showed up with the trailer, the farmer said, "I've got some bad news. Last night that mule up and died. I'm sorry you wasted the trip."

The fellow said, "Well maybe I'm still interested. If you'll use your tractor to load the mule on my trailer, I'll give you $5 for it."
So, thinking the man was crazy, the farmer took the $5, loaded up the dead mule and waved as the man drove away.

3 weeks later, the farmer bumped into the same man at the hardware store. He said, "Mister, it's been bugging me ever since you bought that dead white mule....what in hell did you want it for?"

The man said, "Oh, that?? Well, I raffled it off. I sold 1500 chances to win the mule, at a dollar a chance."

The farmer said, "Holy shit! I bet you pissed some people off, didn't you??"

The man said, "Well, come to think of it, there was that one fella....so I gave him his money back."
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Post  dfree383 on November 11th 2017, 8:54 am

“did you hear about the retiring rabbi who wanted to give himself a nice retirement present that was a souvenir from his chosen profession?
He saved 40 years’ worth of foreskims from circumcisions, and took them to a taxidermist to make something nice.
The taxidermist scratched his beard for a minute, thinking and then said “I’ve got just the thing! Come back in two weeks.”
Two weeks later, the rabbi goes back, and the taxidermist says “Rabbi! Welcome back! I’ve got it right here—I think you’ll be very pleased,” and he reaches under the counter and pulls out a nice wallet.
The rabbi is incredulous. “Vaat de Hell is dis?? I bring you 40 years’ worth of circumciaions, and all you can do with them is make me a vallet?!”
The taxidermist says “hold your horses there, rabbi: stroke it a few times, and it turns into a suitcase.”
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Re: Morning funny....

Post  supervel45 on November 18th 2017, 4:48 am

They spelled come wrong in the title I do believe. Laughing







































http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/dream-come-true-19yearold-auctions-virginity-for-39-million-on-controversial-website/news-story/63fb30cd8f75549c437f122bdce966c9

I have heard of paying them to leave but, WoW. Saw it on YB, Sorry Razz

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