I particurly liked this one

True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:


I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on
U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her
driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out
the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards
I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal
carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession
at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask
if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in
her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all.
She responded once again that she did have just one more, a
.38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"

Go Granny Go!!!

Sounds like my vehicle, except I usually have an AR and a shotgun also.

I don't doubt it for a minute! Good one Rick!

That's me in the future since I ain't quite a granny yet...Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, family even closer, but I keep my Glock the closest