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Re: Duck Dynasty

Post  cool40 on December 21st 2013, 4:15 pm

Larry Williams wrote:
schmitty wrote:The big ole hat was for when I was an under cover amigo.  I was the alien at that time and was discriminated against by that young lady at the bar that would not call me by my proper given name of "Big Daddy".  The shame and embarrassment let alone all of the bullying has made it necessary to go underground with an alias now to get away from those who wish to discriminate against me again.  

some one has been eating the worm again  






That sounds real gay.  Laughing 
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Re: Duck Dynasty

Post  TravisRice on December 21st 2013, 6:15 pm

Charlie Daniels .................. A little bit of something for everyone .. lol! 

"Uneasy Rider"
by Charles Daniels Band

I was takin' a trip out to LA
toolin' along in my Chevrolet
tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio
jes' as I cross the Mississippi line
I heard that highway start to whine
and I knew that left rear tire was about to go
well the spare was flat and I got uptight
'cause there wasn't a fillin' station in sight
so I jes' limped down the shoulder on the rim
I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car
it was right in front of this little bar
a kind of a redneck lookin' joint called the Dew Drop Inn
well I stuffed my hair up under my hat
and told the bartender that I had a flat
and would he be kind enough to give me change for a one
there was one thing I was sure proud to see
there wasn't a soul in the place 'cept for him an' me
and he jest looked disgusted an' pointed toward the telephone
I called up the station down the road a ways
and he said he wasn't very busy t'day
and he could have somebody there in jest 'bout ten minutes or so
he said now you jes' stay right where yer at and I didn't bother tellin'
the durn fool I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go
I jes ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar
when some guy walked in an' said who owns this car
with the peace sign the mag wheels and four on the floor
well he looked at me and I damn near died
and I decided that I'd jus wait outside
so I layed a dollar on the bar and headed for the door
jes' when I thought I'd get outta there with my skin
these five big dude come strollin' in
with this one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth
an' I was almost to the door when the biggest one
said you tip your hat to this lady son
an' when I did all that hair fell out from underneath
now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight
in Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night
'specially when there was three of them and only one of me
well they all started laughin' and I felt kinda sick
and I knew I'd better think of somethin' pretty quick
so I jes' reached out an' kicked ol' green-teeth right in the knee
he let out a yell that'd curl your hair
but before he could move I grabbed me a chair
and said watch him folks 'cause he's a thouroughly dangerous man
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
well you may not know it but this man's a spy
he's an undercover agent for the FBI
and he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan
he was still bent over holdin' on to his knee
but everyone else was lookin' and listenin' to me
and I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said would you beleive this man has gone as far
as tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars
and he voted for George McGoveren for president
well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
he's a snake in the grass I tell ya guys
he may look dumb but that's jus a disguise
he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage
they all started lookin' real suspicious at him
and he jumped up an' said jes' wait a minute jim
you know he's lyin' I've been livin' here all of my life
I'm a faithfull follower of Brother John Burch
and I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church
and I ain't even got a garage you can call home and ask my wife
then he started sayin' somethin' 'bout the way I was dressed
but I didn't wait around to hear the rest
I was too busy movin' and hopin' I didn't run outta luck
and when I hit the ground I was makin' tracks
and they were jes' takin' my car down off the jacks
so I threw the man a twenty an' jumped in an' fired that mother up
Mario Andretti woulda sure been proud
of the way I was movin' when I passed that crowd
comin' out the door and headin' toward me in a trot
an' I guess I shoulda gone ahead an' run
but somehow I couldn't resist the fun
of chasin' them jes' once around the parkin' lot
well they're headin' for their car but I hit the gas
and spun around and headed them off at the pass
well I was slingin' gravel and puttin' a ton of dust in the air
well I had them all out there steppin' an' a fetchin'
like their heads were on fire and their asses was catchin'
but I figured I oughta go ahead an split before the cops got there
when I hit the road I was really wheelin'
had gravel flyin' and rubber squeelin'
an' I didn't slow down 'til I was almost to Arkansas
I think I'm gonna re-route my trip
I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped
if I went to LA via Omaha

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Re: Duck Dynasty

Post  TravisRice on December 21st 2013, 6:22 pm

Condensed version ^^^^^^^^

Chevrolet
Flat tire
Redneck Bar
Long Hair
Drunk chick fellow with Green Teeth
FBI
KKK
Brother Jon
Church
Long Haired Hippie type Pinko Fags
Commie Flag
Slingin Gravel
A$$


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Re: Duck Dynasty

Post  richter69 on December 21st 2013, 6:22 pm

green oil, and teeth......
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Re: Duck Dynasty

Post  supervel45 on December 21st 2013, 9:03 pm

HorsinAround wrote:
schmitty wrote:As a redneck that is in favor of racing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, big loud engines in trucks with big mud tires, and sleeping with women, I feel like I have been discriminated against.  Not sure who to take my case to, but I guess I will have to send a letter to some news reporter who will have sympathy on my case.  Is Walter Cronkite still available?   Laughing 

The network wouldn't let him give an honest opinion because free speech is only allowed if it doesn't step on someone's toes.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           O Really, I call BS. What about Rosaine Bar, and her re-educaction camps, and Rosie Odnell and all the venom she spews? Don't forget Madona, with her Pope stunt. Thats just three of a very long list. I think the "someone's toe's" you are taking about is anybody that doe's not agree with their agenda? Walter Cronkite, came out as a Liberal Democrat after his retirement in 1981, and was replaced by Dan Rather, so I don't think, he would be much help either.

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Re: Duck Dynasty

Post  supervel45 on December 21st 2013, 9:21 pm

airford1 wrote:How many Homo's have you guys met at the race track? I dont think it will be much of a problem if you go to Church , Pray , and not drink with Fags at this Board. Well then again...........................CLOSE THE CLOSET DOOR.
                                                                                                                                        Wow, I almost fell out my chair laughing when I read this one. Check you sentence structure again, I think you left out a comma "," hopefully, Bud. Razz Suspect

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