Hard to find

Ford blue bikini, size 24, DDD cup.  Also need a regulation volleyball in like new condition.

Found them at B.F. Evans Ford but they're a special order and the price was too high.  For the same money, I coulda replaced the shift light bulb in my ProStocker.

Watcha got?

How about some ford blue boxers and a couple of dusty golf balls?

cool40 wrote:How about some ford blue boxers and a couple of dusty golf balls?

UPS to 36460?

maverick wrote:

cool40 wrote:How about some ford blue boxers and a couple of dusty golf balls?

UPS to 36460?

wth! We ain't even discussed a price yet!

OK....what's it gonna take? You consider trades?

maverick wrote:OK....what's it gonna take?  You consider trades?

now you know trade value is gona be more?

dfree383 wrote:I hear Hobbs has a few wore out sheep over his way.... I'm sure he'd be willing to trade....

it aint hump day camel cracker! i'm work'n on a deal with Maverick so get lost!

I have a pair of crotchless panties (size 42), a rubber chicken and some of Mom's famous apple butter that I can trade. No sheep, please...my therapist has advised me to avoid them.

OK, OK, cool40....Yer gonna drive a hard bargain, eh? If you'll eat the freight, I'll toss in a pair of Groucho glasses complete with the big nose and mustache, minus the cigar. My dog chewed that up and I got some stitches in my face, but my loss is your gain....

This is getting out of hand! I may not have given enough details on these boxers.........

dfree383 wrote:I'll raise you 1 pair of assless chaps......

I can explain the great big crotchless panties....but how did you come to own a pair of assless chaps???

maverick wrote:

dfree383 wrote:I'll raise you 1 pair of assless chaps......

I can explain the great big crotchless panties....but how did you come to own a pair of assless chaps???

He did spend a LONG time out in the desert with no women around...

Brokeback desert.....

dfree383 wrote:

maverick wrote:

dfree383 wrote:I'll raise you 1 pair of assless chaps......

I can explain the great big crotchless panties....but how did you come to own a pair of assless chaps???

Please explain Woman's Size 42?

As far as the chaps.... I ran into this biker chick..... It got weird..... Then weirder.... Then I ran..... And ended up with the chaps.

Sure Dave............Sure..................

The big panties? Long story.......

See, one night I got pretty loaded in a bar. When I got up to leave, the guy next to me suggested that I was in no condition to drive a car, and that maybe I should take the bus. When I got on the bus, I noticed a really frilly looking seat cover loosely stretched over the torn upholstery. I thought it looked out of place on a city bus so I pulled it off. Before I stuffed it into my pocket, I looked at the tag. Turns out that Victoria has a really big secret, size 42.

Anyway, the man's advice was golden as I got home without incident. That in itself is amazing since I had never driven a bus even SOBER before, let alone stinking drunk like I did that night.

BTW, I'm also parting out a bus if that'll be good trading material here. As is, no title.

Does the bus have a radio? Did you replace the seat cover?do you take paypal? Post some pic's!!

It does have a radio but it's a really crappy one. I kept searching for a classic rock station but all I could get was talk radio with some a-hole repeatedly yelling "Pull over and come out with your hands behind your head!" Isn't the button marked "scanner" supposed to make the radio find a better station?

I didn't replace the seat cover. After my neighbor put out the fire, the seats all looked the same.

The only pics are from a crappy black & white newspaper arcticle. They probably won't help much, as I think the bus is much nicer than the pics show. Must see to appreciate.

Sorry, no Paypal.