It's Fords turn at the recalls

jasonf on February 19th 2010, 9:36 am

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/ford_recalls_2010_mustang

DETROIT—-Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public. "We deeply regret this lapse in judgment and accept full responsibility for the mistake," Ford CEO Alan R. Mulally said standing beside a gorgeous, cherry-red vehicle recalled for being "way too smoking." "After numerous road tests, we've found the car to be a mean, mean ride that Americans are simply not cool enough to handle, and it would be irresponsible of us to allow anyone to get behind the wheel of this killer car. It's truly frightening how sweet the Mustang is." According to Mulally, Ford has canceled production on the 2011 Mustang, and will instead release a line of fuel-efficient vehicles in an effort to appeal to boring old Americans.

BBFmustang on February 19th 2010, 9:44 am

bullshit i am as cool as they come and they can send all left overs to me Very Happy

capri-sun on February 19th 2010, 10:13 am

its not the cars are too mean ,, its just the drivers are PUSSIES Very Happy

83-88T-Bird Guy on February 19th 2010, 10:16 am

I see it's a joke.

Check the link....the onion news..... Very Happy

ThndrChkn on February 19th 2010, 12:28 pm

83-88T-Bird Guy wrote:I see it's a joke.

Check the link....the onion news.....

If it wasn't, Ford would never sell another vehicle if they did a recall like that. I wonder how many people would actually return them IF it were true. Not me.

Doug... Cool

jasonf on February 19th 2010, 1:11 pm

LOL. I can't believe some thought it was serious. I guess I should have highlighted the first line.

a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public.

Diggindeeper on February 19th 2010, 2:38 pm

I'm Awesome and cool.... at least thats what my mom always told me while i was growing up.

PROSTREET66 on February 19th 2010, 3:25 pm

I"m in all AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!

I'VE BEEN CASHING CHECKS!!!!

AND SNAPPING NECKS ALL AROUND TOWN SINCE I WAS 16!!!!!!!!

PAH!!!PAH!!!

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