How Dry is it in Texas?????
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How Dry is it in Texas?????
dfree383 on August 10th 2011, 3:18 pm
HOW DRY IS IT?
A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens
crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryant, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens
crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryant, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
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Re: How Dry is it in Texas?????
bruno on August 10th 2011, 3:26 pm
didnt have to fill up the water tubs for the cattle this morning , got another 4" last night ...
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Re: How Dry is it in Texas?????
Curt on August 10th 2011, 5:43 pm
Its so dry that the grasshoppers are anorexic here.
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Re: How Dry is it in Texas?????
jasonf on August 10th 2011, 8:49 pm
Curt wrote:Its so drJy that the grasshoppers are anorexic here.
Lol. Ethiopian grasshoppers.
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