Random thoughts for the day.
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Random thoughts for the day.
schmitty September 11th 2009, 9:56 pm
* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong
* I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Busch Lite than Kay.
* I don't understand the purpose of the line "I don't need to drink to have fun" Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
* The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again
* I would rather carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in
* A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu....Yeah, if you suck at it.
* MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
* Whenever I'm Facbook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pics? Don't mind if I do!
* Is it just me or do High School girls get $lutt!er and $lutt!er every year?
* It should probably be called "Unplanned Parenthood"
* I think that if years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
* I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
* I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Busch Lite than Kay.
* I don't understand the purpose of the line "I don't need to drink to have fun" Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
* The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again
* I would rather carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in
* A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu....Yeah, if you suck at it.
* MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
* Whenever I'm Facbook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pics? Don't mind if I do!
* Is it just me or do High School girls get $lutt!er and $lutt!er every year?
* It should probably be called "Unplanned Parenthood"
* I think that if years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
* I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
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Re: Random thoughts for the day.
Treeyasoon September 11th 2009, 10:12 pm
Thanks...I'll get some mileage out of this one... 
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