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Post  Larry Williams December 11th 2009, 3:50 pm

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces,'Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!' An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, 'An elephant?' Bessie thinks a minute and says, 'Close enough.'
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Post  Northwest outlaw December 11th 2009, 4:16 pm

LOL
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Post  Old blue Racin Team December 11th 2009, 4:22 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  dirtbogger December 11th 2009, 7:43 pm

Just picture that!

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Post  res0rli9 December 11th 2009, 11:14 pm

dirtbogger wrote:Just picture that!

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Post  Shane December 12th 2009, 12:23 am

Old man in a retirement home gets a knock on the door,he opens it , old lady stands there and throws open her robe to reveal her nakedness while yelling "SUPER SEX" , The old man looks at hear and says " I'll have the soup"
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Post  bbf-falcon December 12th 2009, 5:09 am

I think Dan king sent me a picture message on my phone of how that turned out Laughing

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Post  dirtbogger December 12th 2009, 1:39 pm

Shane wrote:Old man in a retirement home gets a knock on the door,he opens it , old lady stands there and throws open her robe to reveal her nakedness while yelling "SUPER SEX" , The old man looks at hear and says " I'll have the soup"
Smart choice, old man down here tried to rape one of the nurses in the hospital, only thing they could come up with was, ASSAULT WITH A DEAD WEAPON!!! Shocked

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