Easy Albert

A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly
> behaved 3 year-old grandson.
>
> It's obvious to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child
> screaming for candy in the candy aisle,
> cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda in their
> respective aisles.
>
> Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled
> voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be long -- easy, boy."
> Another outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly say, "It's okay, Albert,
> just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here.
> Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little terror is throwing
> items out of the cart, and Gramps again in a controlled
> voice is says, "Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset.
> We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert."
>
> Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his
> groceries and the boy into the car.
> "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there.
> I don't know how you did it.
> That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and
> disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay.
> Albert is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."
>
> Thanks, lady," said Gramps, "But, I'm Albert -- the little bastard's
> name is Steve."
> I'm going to beat the shit out of him when I get him home.
>
>

thats a good one

I likey What you doing on here should you be porting some heads or something

lmao,that's me when my girls are at the track with me.