A little humor for the smart guys
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A little humor for the smart guys
Curt August 19th 2010, 10:11 pm
A priest, a doctor and engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer
fumed, "What's with these guys? They’re taking forever!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen
such ineptitude! "The priest said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
“Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes,
that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year." The group was
silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's tragic. I will pray for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm
going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why
can't these guys play at night?"
fumed, "What's with these guys? They’re taking forever!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen
such ineptitude! "The priest said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
“Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes,
that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year." The group was
silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's tragic. I will pray for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm
going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why
can't these guys play at night?"
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Re: A little humor for the smart guys
cool40 August 21st 2010, 12:39 am
always a smart ass in the crowd. 
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Re: A little humor for the smart guys
bbf-falcon August 21st 2010, 11:05 am
The engineers here where I work Damn sure ain't that smart.I've got some good stories on the intelligence of engineers here at the plant. 38 yrs. worth of them 
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