ATTN D Free

Was you at our local county fair last evening? I was curious because the paper said there was a guy there giving camel rides. 

was he a bracket cham-peen?

I thought you were going to say mustache rides.  

bbf-falcon wrote:Was you at our local county fair last evening? I was curious because the paper said there was a guy there banging camels. 

Fixed it


Boo Boo

stangr8cr wrote:

bbf-falcon wrote:Was you at our local county fair last evening? I was curious because the paper said there was a guy there banging camels. 

Fixed it


Boo Boo

Homesick already eh???  

It must be the last hump day of the month...
 

stangr8cr wrote:

bbf-falcon wrote:Was you at our local county fair last evening? I was curious because the paper said there was a guy there banging camels. 

Fixed it


Boo Boo

Lmao!  

HUMP-DAAAAYYY!!

It must have been some other guy then,,,,because D-Free and I were in Nashville TN last night eating raw oysters at the Hooters at exit 96 off I-65. Made a quick Georgia run and stopped in on the way back.

Uncle Charlie

c.evans wrote:It must have been some other guy then,,,,because D-Free and I were in Nashville TN last night eating raw oysters at the Hooters at exit 96 off I-65. Made a quick Georgia run and stopped in on the way back.

Uncle Charlie

Charlie, would it be asking too much for you to tell we members "the rest of the story"? Hooters, raw oysters and a long lonely ride from Nashville to Owensboro! .... .....

LivermoreDave wrote:

c.evans wrote:It must have been some other guy then,,,,because D-Free and I were in Nashville TN last night eating raw oysters at the Hooters at exit 96 off I-65. Made a quick Georgia run and stopped in on the way back.

Uncle Charlie

Charlie, would it be asking too much for you to tell we members "the rest of the story"? Hooters, raw oysters and a long lonely ride from Nashville to Owensboro! .... .....

He said "RAW" Oysters, not Appalachian mountain oysters...

Ummmm oysters..... 

I always thought i'd like oysters until I seen Dan attempt to eat some Mountain oysters,That Hog dragged him through ever fence and mud hole he could find. Ole Hobbs hung on though. Looked like too much work me.

 

You guys know the story,,,,You ain't a drag racer, unless you have had sex with a "hottie", in the back seat of a crew cab dually. So there we were; truck, race car and trailer in the back parking lot behind a Hooters. I talked the orange shorts off of a sweet young thing,,, and "slightly intoxicated" Dave was pissing like a camel behind the dumpster. It's all good and life goes on.  

Charlie

bbf-falcon wrote:I always thought i'd like oysters until I seen Dan attempt to eat some Mountain oysters,That Hog dragged him through ever fence and mud hole he could find. Ole Hobbs hung on though. Looked like too much work me.

Thanks a lot, I fell out of my damn chair when I read that!

c.evans wrote:You guys know the story,,,,You ain't a drag racer, unless you have had sex with a "hottie", in the back seat of a crew cab dually. So there we were; truck, race car and trailer in the back parking lot behind a Hooters. I talked the orange shorts off of a sweet young thing,,, and "slightly intoxicated" Dave was pissing like a camel behind the dumpster. It's all good and life goes on.  

Charlie

So you were intoxicated and talked Hobbs out of his orange shorts while Dave laughed behind a dumpster?? 



Boo Boo

And what did the camel think about all this - especially the orange shorts?  

Youse guys are all confused. It's the Hooters girls that wear orange shorts,,,,,,and Hobbs and the Camel are "brothers from a different mother"   so they are half brothers.  

Charlie

Lets see if I got this straight....Uncle Charlie is in the back seat of the dually with the shorts from a Hooters gal (I am not going to ask what he is doing to them) , Dave's over behind the dumpster doing something and Hobbs and the camel are brothers, but I'm not straight yet on what they are doing... It must be one of those "what happens behind Hooters, stays behind Hooters" deals....     

Alan

c.evans wrote:Youse guys are all confused.  It's the Hooters girls that wear orange shorts,,,,,,and Hobbs and the Camel are "brothers from a different mother"   so they are half brothers.  

Charlie

 

HorsinAround wrote:Lets see if I got this straight....Uncle Charlie is in the back seat of the dually with the shorts from a Hooters gal (I am not going to ask what he is doing to them) , Dave's over behind the dumpster doing something and Hobbs and the camel are brothers, but I'm not straight yet on what they are doing...  It must be one of those "what happens behind Hooters, stays behind Hooters" deals....     

Alan

 
I guess I understand now. Orange shorts = Hooters. I always thought a bra covered them up, but what the heck do I know? I gotta get out more, not that many big hooters around here, mostly no more than a watermelon or maybe a fair sized cantalope...
One thing, though, is it a Chevramel, a Fordamel, or a Camelpar?
And while I'm thinking about it, um, er, oh hell, I forgot what I was gonna ask...

Hey leave the camel out of this..... 

It's never been asked... BUT.............

Does your camel back in the sandbox have one or 2 humps ??
The one you brought racing had 2 HUMPS ... 

I drive a single humper in the sand box:lol!: 

I've always heard the 2nd hump is always more satisfying.