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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

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Post  dfree383 February 16th 2011, 9:14 am

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
Then we made passionate love.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we made passionate love.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said:




"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Post  ThndrChkn February 16th 2011, 9:32 am

Probably "him". Laughing Laughing
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Post  342g February 16th 2011, 11:55 am

..........goodun.....
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Post  56Tbird February 16th 2011, 11:57 am

Me likey that one!!! cheers lol! king
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Post  QtrWarriorLady February 16th 2011, 1:04 pm

I got called Zorro
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Post  dfree383 February 16th 2011, 1:51 pm

QtrWarriorLady wrote:I got called Zorro

Mike's got class !!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  Doug Rahn February 16th 2011, 5:23 pm

QtrWarriorLady wrote:I got called Zorro

Now that's some funny chit there, I almost spit my coffee & brandy all over the computer. Is Mikey unconscious lol!
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Post  Ranger50 February 16th 2011, 8:35 pm

QtrWarriorLady wrote:I got called Zorro

He could have called you worse.....
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Post  D's557BBF February 17th 2011, 11:02 am

oh man that caught me just right!! that was fuuny azz hell cheers Laughing
All the single guys are like "huh"
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Post  QtrWarrior February 17th 2011, 7:45 pm

QtrWarriorLady wrote:I got called Zorro

And IF you guys believe that..I got some cheap land in Alaska for ya !!!! Shocked
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