john force

View previous topic View next topic Go down

john force

Post  Larry Williams on April 1st 2017, 10:03 am

Shocking news from the Strip at Las Vegas yesterday. In a post qualifying interview John Force emotionally told the press that he has officially registered to become transgender. He told the press that his team switch between the 2 funny cars was just a test to see how it would be received by the public. It went well so he felt confident in his own switch. Said Force “ All these years I’ve been a drag racer, I’ve secretly wanted to be a drag queen instead”. He also said that he’s always been more comfortable in a frilly dress than those “stinky” firesuits. Gender-appropriate surgery will be done in Force’s pit right after the closing of qualifying today. It is reported than Don Schumacher volunteered to do scalpel duty but John – now known as “Johnetta” declined saying….”I don’t want to get hosed by that dick”. Force has already installed a gender-neutral bathroom in his transporter featuring a Tampax dispenser and a urinal so that everybody can feel included. Giddy with joy….Johnetta told reporters the racecar will not change much other than eyelashes over the headlights and an illuminated sunvisor for makeup, You go girl!....Make us all proud cheers
avatar
Larry Williams

Posts : 884
Join date : 2009-08-08
Age : 72
Location : Wallacetown Ontario

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: john force

Post  72mav on April 1st 2017, 11:53 am

W.T.F!!!
Im not a Force fan. Delete this crap. Gimme a break...
avatar
72mav

Posts : 1077
Join date : 2008-12-03
Age : 54
Location : central Michigan

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: john force

Post  supervel45 on April 1st 2017, 11:10 pm

April Fools. Twisted Evil

Ford Coming out with a new 427 Cammer Too. Cool

supervel45

Posts : 3010
Join date : 2013-09-04

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: john force

Post  dfree383 on April 3rd 2017, 11:39 am

Ha! cheers
avatar
dfree383
BBF CONTRIBUTOR
BBF CONTRIBUTOR

Posts : 13480
Join date : 2009-07-09
Location : Home Wif Da Wife.....

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: john force

Post  Moodyblues on April 3rd 2017, 12:25 pm

LMBO, well he does have a gayass camaro body on his FC, so there you go.
avatar
Moodyblues

Posts : 1147
Join date : 2009-08-19
Age : 57
Location : Jasper, TN

View user profile http://www.russhoodinsurance.com

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum