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Post  56Tbird January 3rd 2010, 9:43 am

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.

"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day, when Homer came back to the doctor's office.

"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer.

"Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off ashot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home agin."

"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

" I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."
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Post  schmitty January 3rd 2010, 10:53 am

Shocked Laughing
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Post  BBFmustang January 3rd 2010, 11:01 am

Laughing Laughing
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Post  342g January 3rd 2010, 12:19 pm

goodin Very Happy Very Happy
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Post  IcallhimGeorge January 3rd 2010, 1:18 pm

hahaha! Laughing
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Post  res0rli9 January 3rd 2010, 2:07 pm

lol! lol! lol!

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Post  bbf-falcon January 3rd 2010, 3:29 pm

Sounds like something a KENTUCKY hillbilly would try. king Laughing

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Post  capri-sun January 3rd 2010, 4:01 pm

lol! lol! lol! Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Post  Curt January 3rd 2010, 4:27 pm

HaHaHa! lol!
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Post  rck532 January 5th 2010, 10:48 pm

lol thats a good one
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Post  D. Sea January 7th 2010, 1:34 pm

now THAT'S FUNNY!! I haven't heard that one before

lol! lol!
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Post  KY JELLY January 7th 2010, 8:54 pm

Negrodamus says Tweety will get spanked for referencing Ky jelly to jokes Shocked


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Post  Lem Evans January 7th 2010, 8:57 pm

Jell has spoken affraid .. cheers ... alien

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Post  56Tbird January 7th 2010, 9:20 pm

Wow ,is duck season over already?? Glad to see your still kickin cheers king
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Post  KY JELLY January 7th 2010, 9:22 pm

no its just getting good , but I had to get some sleep today Very Happy
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Post  56Tbird January 7th 2010, 9:25 pm

you'll freeze your nads off this weekend out there affraid king
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Post  Lem Evans January 7th 2010, 9:40 pm

56Tbird wrote:you'll freeze your nads off this weekend out there affraid king
No more personal questions of the KY ....PLEASE Evil or Very Mad

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Post  56Tbird January 7th 2010, 10:03 pm

Well exsqueeze me Twisted Evil king
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Post  56Tbird January 7th 2010, 10:04 pm

I'm gonna have 900 post soon!! i hope to make a post in some tech deal before that!! king
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Post  IDT-572 January 7th 2010, 11:49 pm

56Tbird wrote:I'm gonna have 900 post soon!! i hope to make a post in some tech deal before that!! king

Your gonna have all kinds of tech stuff to dole out here soon................. Cool
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Post  56Tbird January 8th 2010, 11:19 am

I can hardly wait!! i'm gonna impress the Cooger cheers king Elvis is dead in case you didn't know king lol!
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Post  56Tbird January 8th 2010, 11:20 am

But today is Elvis's birthday ,so Rock On Dude!!! drunken king
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