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Post  ThndrChkn on Tue 5 Apr - 11:34


This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday. Shocked

Dang, this is a great country!

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Post  hillbillyerv on Tue 5 Apr - 11:50

wonder if they have a program in Arkansas for my 6 Laughing , good 1 Doug Laughing

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Post  dfree383 on Tue 5 Apr - 12:13

Doggy Daddy !!!

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Post  stangr8cr on Tue 5 Apr - 13:49

What a "ruff" life huh?? Laughing Laughing


Boo Boo

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Post  Mike R on Tue 5 Apr - 17:46

But it's so true Laughing Laughing Laughing

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